HEY YOU!! YOU GOT JIU-JITSU?? HERE YOU GO!
Greetings friends, would you like to learn the most effective and well rounded martial art available to bipedal apes (people in other words)? Sure we all would! Well, come visit us sometime over in the Stonehenge Plaza for an introduction to the fine and inspiring art of Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. In Brazilian Jiu-jitsu we fight for the position (“roll for control”) and wear our opponents down with Newtonian physics.
Everything you need for effective self-defense is available to you here in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. We have the take-downs, the exercises for escape and the finishing holds you need to survive any encounter be it in the street or at the tournament.
Make your martial art trainable as a sport and the rest is cake. You’ll be a martial monster to those who don’t train in a matter of weeks.
Plus you’ll be mixing with us, the most welcoming and patient as well as tasteful and erudite crew of martial arts practitioners this side of Polybius (who? Look him up!).